[trauma-rat]

please enjoy this hand crafted meme, dedicated to my cat who has to put up with me

Anonymous asked:

Do you play any sports?

sharkives answered:

I run away from my feelings

[annmariexrose]

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

[joshpeck]

me: *eats absolute trash all day but drinks a lot of water*
me: being healthy is a lifestyle :)

[floozys]

daniel radcliffe: *tries his best to widen his horizons and take on various interesting and different roles*

me: look at the harry potter man go

[inheartsswake]

*arrives home* ahh good, now i can be ugly in peace

[thegestianpoet]

someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way

[vesley]

shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever

[boobsquish]

congratulations to your sibling 

[trevenant]

You know something? Cats just get it… they intrinsically know that if you get overwhelmed you should just pass out in a sunbeam in the middle of the floor because that’s how it be sometimes

[radicaleftist]

“have you ever skipped breakfast”

Me, who only eats once a day: mayhaps

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[melanin-majestic]

Sounds busy to me

Anonymous asked:

Straight up, id marry you just for the cats

meqabitch answered:

Honestly my cats are my only redeeming quality lmao 

[texasenchantment]

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical